manitarium.com
A retreat for men to act and do like men

a republic without puppies

moon man smiley face and popeye
spinach powers.  acne and baldness cured
by fantasies.  lost telephone comes back from the
grave to give you a lot of money – and you’re
avoiding it.  fall lasts for 5 months and winter’s
so short and thorough that you often miss it.

but there are no puppies.

the 2 on 1

and there’s your walk, the way you walk, it just reflects your attitude

attitude reflects your altitude

you you walk all slouch and leaning to the copier, you pick up a paper all sloppy and walk all

and your hair, you need a haircut john, fake it til you make it

leaning and

you just don’t seem to have purpose to the way you do all of these things

that’s exactly it, you don’t seem to have any purpose, me when i’m going somewhere i’m on fire, i have a purpose and there’s no mistaking it

you really should get some new, good fitting suits

you should have seen the attitude i had when i got here like so cocky

he was. he was

and – like i’m not still cocky

oh, you still got that!

but you get a new hair cut and move with purpose…

see, i don’t wear this stuff when i’m not here.  you wouldn’t recognize me if you saw me when i’m with my friends

here is not like being with your friends

but we’re all friends

oh, i’m your friend, it’s just

you know what we mean here, right?

yeah, you know what we mean

but when i’m with my friends you wouldn’t recognize me.  this, this is my uniform, yes it’s an expensive suit, but it’s my armor and i’m going in to battle every day

yeah, your shoes are scuffed

and man, it’s just that that’s what it takes, fake it til you make it

well, me, i’m not faking it this is me and thank god you should have seen me when i got here

he was pulled aside

and i was pulled aside and thank god they told me, you’ll never make it into sales here because your attitude just sucks, where to even start

and yeah, that’s just what it takes

and that’s what we’re doing here for you

is this helping? because you are never going to get into sales.

(actually, i’d recognize either of you, anywhere, with anyone, wearing anything, and at that time i’ll pretend that i didn’t, thanks)

yeah!  it’s helping a lot.  brutal honesty.  it’s what i asked for, what i want and keep it coming!  i want to be a success here and i want to be a success in my life and whatever it takes, i’ll do it or fall on my face trying

(you gruesome, twisted freaks)